*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
"…but we won last year…"
"…you like them because they are hot…"
"…but they’re ugly…"
"…you can’t like both…"
"…it’s all because of him not the whole squad just him…"
"…he’s a dolphin…"
"…he missed that goal that means he’s a bad player…"
tfw ur just tryin to play ur PSP but your mama keeps walkin into your room
When i talk to myself my english is a perfecto but when a native speaker is asking me something i’m mesut ozil