• kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

The team completed the final training session before the game against Deportivo | Sep. 19, 2014

-itsnotjustagame-:

"…but we won last year…"

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"…you like them because they are hot…"

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"…but they’re ugly…"

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"…you can’t like both…"

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"…it’s all because of him not the whole squad just him…"

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"…sell him…"

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"…he’s a dolphin…"

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"…he missed that goal that means he’s a bad player…"

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nochillneymar:

tfw ur just tryin to play ur PSP but your mama keeps walkin into your room

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Training | 19/09/14 [+]

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

xoxo-muller:

When i talk to myself my english is a perfecto but when a native speaker is asking me something i’m mesut ozil

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ohaidivz:

maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

i die a little each time this is way too cute ok

ohaidivz:

maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

i die a little each time this is way too cute ok

cristianorrrronaldo:

real madrid training session,Sep.19,2014.

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